Monday
Oct242011
A naughty treat giveaway!
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 11:05AM 
Trick or Treat? A treat of course (would we be so mean?), and what a treat! We are giving away a colourful goodie bag full of tasty lingerie in delicious candy colours, perfect for a post-halloween dress up session!
To be in with the chance of winning this naughty bag of goodies, we want to hear about the WILDEST Halloween costume you can think of! It doesn't have to be an existing costume, perhaps just an outrageous idea? Remember: extra points for a bit of cheekiness!
Make sure to comment below, and winners will be notified on the 31st!
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COME AS YOU ARE
A Creamy Culinary Costume... quirky attire for one with an extreme, daring nature.. one step beyond la Gaga.. a Jellied Bodysuit of Semen, with a sprinkling of 24crt gold to add extra razzamatazz*
How to make:
1. Collect 2 pints of human semen.. (Save in freezer bags. Alternative: equine semen can be bought frozen online)
2. Activate 50 leaves of gelatine with 1tr water, pour out half of the water, add 2l of glucose then pour into 2 ltr capacity mixer .
3. In seperate heavy bottomed pan gently heat 100ml of milk with 400ml of water until almost boiling.. then add frozen semen and keep stirring. Once semen has fully defrosted, take pan off heat and add 400g of caster sugar. Once sugar has mixed, to add extra appeal to this dish dressage tear 5 sheets of 5 carat gold (now available in Waitrose) and add gently to delectable mixture.
4. Now mix the milky mixture by thirds into your gelatine and glucose mix, set aside to cool.
5. Now to make your tile jelly sections - you will need to do this about 14 times depending on your body size, so you may need to increase the quantities. First prepare your mould - a large flat rectangular pyrex sheets is perfect for your tile size. Wipe a thin layer of vegetable oil into the sheet which is at least 1 inch deep, then pour/spread the mixture into the sheet until it is about 15mm deep then put in the fridge until each one has set (takes about 2/3 hours)
6. Once you have enough of the tiles to cover your body parts, lay out some cling film over a table and lay out each jellied tile (oil face down/sticky side up.) Make sure your body is without any moisturisers as this may effect the sticking ability of the mixture. Now tile this very sticky jelly mixture piece by piece to your body - the gelatine fastens very well onto naked flesh..
7. Finish outside of the jelly spread a thin layer of truffle oil (the extreme aphrodisiac resembling the smell of your outfit's ingredients) and also removes the outfit's stickiness, et voila! Accessories as you please..